Who wants to read long paragraphs about someone when you could read a short list of facts instead?
  1. I really like gifs.
  2. I lived in the south of France for 8 weeks.
  3. Last year my Top 100 Songs consisted almost entirely of pop songs, sorry not sorry?
  4. I’m an advocate for Diet Coke. McDonald’s has the best, in case you’re wondering.
  5. I can code; well, enough to make this site. Please don’t look at my code’s tidiness.
  6. Market Pantry Cheese Squares > Cheez Its
  7. I watch an embarrassing amount of TV & movies, and am one of those people that *still* watches awards shows.
  8. I have a cat named Elio.